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Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
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Me: No ew that’s gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.

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Angela: Well, are any of us safe?
Shawn: Yeah, virgins! Virgins never die!
Eric: I’m dead.
Jack: I’m dead.
Shawn: I’ll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.
Angela: …Feeny’s dead…
Eric/Jack/Shawn: Go Feeny! Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny! 

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Jack: Open your eyes Voldemort
Voldemort: I’m flying, Jack. I’m flying!

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Jack: Open your eyes Voldemort

Voldemort: I’m flying, Jack. I’m flying!

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